Lessons in running a scam 2020
Date: 4th June 2020
- Label all the deaths that happen per year with a disease that is less deadly than TB, Measles, Mumps, SARS, HIV, and a few others.
- Declare an epidemic/ pandemic.
- Apply to World Bank for funds with this headcount.
- Enforce a shutdown of normal life and activate work from home mode.
- Give liquidity funds to all MSMEs using the World Bank fund.
- Give salary hikes to all salaried employees of these MSMEs.
- Watch your World Bank fund become tax free money when these employees pay their electricity bills.
Viola!